Andrew, Kelsey, and I are listening to the thong...
Sisqo: She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what, what, what?
Andrew: Baby! You have dumps like a truck...
Me: *Angry glare*
Kelsey: *dies laughing*
Andrew: What's so bad about that?
Me: YOU HAVE DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK. YOU HAVE THUNDER THIGHS. NO ONE LIKES YOU.
Andrew: What's wrong? I was talking about how you take really big shits...
Kelsey: *ROFL. ROFLMOUTH. ROFLCOPTER. LOLERSKATES.*
Me: Oh... I thought you were saying I have a big ass...
Man you crazier than a fish with titties…– R. Kelly.
I just deleted my facebook.
raisedinoursouthernwayss: Not “deactivate”. I mean full on, never looking back, deleted facebook. I hate that site, and all it did was give me way too much information about people’s lives. Fuck that. I’m done with it. Best decision I ever made. I love how this lasted a week. Also. I’m creepin’ your tumblr, Kels.
Me: - takes a sip of cherry coke - This is definitely not my DP
Sam: You know what I think of every time you call Dr. Pepper "DP"? Double Penetration. All I can think about is you having two penises inside you at the same time. Please just call it Dr. Pepper.
Me: - dying from laughter -
My best friend is apparently pregnant
raisedinoursouthernwayss: and she’s 4 months and hasn’t started showing yet! Yay! I’m so happy for you and your fiance :)! /end sarcasm. That rumor is kinda ridiculous. You’re not even kidding. Like, what the fuck? Of all the rumors to start about me… Being pregnant? AND THEY’RE KIDS THAT ARE STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL. WHY ARE THEY CONCERNED WITH MY LIFE? Welp, whatever....
aieki: i’m giving all the greedy, rotten kids almond joys for halloween. DUDE. I fucking LOVE almond joy…
I had the worst experience of my life today......
sofarfromshameless: Seriously… I’d never panicked and cried so hard in my life. This is kinda graphic, so… Read on only if medical things, and unborn babies don’t bother you. I’m serious… Read More WHY DO I LOOK THROUGH MY ARCHIVE?! WHY. *sob sob sob*
plessytastic replied to your post: So, I had some Black Swan shit goin’ on this morning. everything about this was just wonderful. except the lack of sleep and andrew flipping his shit. Is it bad that I agree with you? That post is by far my favorite post next to the one about how I fell and bruised the fuck out of my back. Yay! I love being full of myself! Except I’m not. But I...
I can pull a catch and release on some spiders in...
But give me ants? Ahhh hellllll no. Ants freak me out, dude. THERE’S JUST SO MANY OF THEM.
So, I had some Black Swan shit goin' on this...
And I’m just now blogging about it. Because I’m lazy as fuck. Anyhow. So, I didn’t go to bed until like… 5:45 this morning, and Andrew had to be up for work at 6, so basically, fuck everything this morning. The story starts with me going to bed, and waking up to Andrew coming into the bedroom panicking after his shower like “FUCK FUCK. I CAN’T FIND MY KEYS...
How strange is it that Andrew and strange people online than does us?– My grandmother. (I’m pretty sure she was trying to say that it’s weird that he likes to spend more time playing CoD than spending time with us. I don’t know… But that’s my interpretation. Yay for my Grandma!)
One more thing...
When people get pissed off because you reblog something they’ve posted to say that you disagree with it. And then start in on the “OMFG. I CN PST WAT I WANT. I DINT ASK FR UR OPINION.” They really need to re-evaluate what they’re saying… Because I’m pretty sure that you saying you can post what you want and then getting mad at people for posting what they want...
sir-snorlax replied to your post: Something I will never understand… Many people do it and what I hate is when they watermark their content with their name or something. =_= Oh my dear heavens. I hate that, too. I mean, come, on… Really?! REALLY? Get a life. Ugh. People, man… Some freakin’ people.
Something I will never understand...
Why people see something on their dash, that’s not THEIRS, not even remotely, and then they save the picture, and repost it. Not reblog it. Like, I don’t give a fuck if you do that and credit the source. No biggie. But when you do it, and you have yourself as the source… Wat? Why? Why would you do that? It’s just going to make you look like a jackass when someone...
spain: so idg why people are SO AGAINST spain being portrayed as a pedophile in fandom. you do know pedophile =/= child molester, right??? pedophiles aren’t bad? it wouldn’t be bad if spain was a pedophile? he’d just get HUFFHUFF over little boys and that’d be no big deal. it wouldn’t mean he would abuse them or molest them. there’s a FINE LINE between molestation and having an attraction and i...
Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last...
clrrryfaery: b-l-u-e—s-k-y: squintyeyesfetish: queenofnopants: alkaline-kat: fallenloveangel: twyll: allbeareverybear: eikaea: hey-wassa-matta-you: orpheliasdomaination: The Artist 4th (It would be the 9th but, I don’t wanna be a copycat. D: ) The Black Hoodie Erika/zimrathon Fantastic 8D The Student 4th The grey sweater Amy (HAHAHA OH SWEET IRONY) Fuck The...
One of my exes from high school has a baby. Never though I’d see the day. But, he’s cute, and I know they’ll be good parents.
BRB GUYS WATCHING ALADDIN ON YOUTUBE.
Porn is very misleading as to what javinas actually look like…. I just...– Kelsey (raisedinoursouthernwayss)
Why I hate P.E.T.A. (*TW*)
starrydesu: dobbaaa: *Trigger Warning: Misogyny, fat-shaming, Holocaust, slavery, overall jerkheadedness* I’m sure most veg*ns will agree with me when I say PETA is a horrible organization. People always ask me “You’re a vegan? You like PETA, right?” Every time I tell them no, they won’t fucking listen. I’m sure when PETA first started, it was for a good cause. I remember watching the...
snorlax-faps-to-anything replied to your post: Andrew just sent me a text from bed. Imma watch through your window if that’s okay with you guys 8| Well, that’s pretty weird, but I’m sure you had a good show. lol
Andrew just sent me a text from bed.
“Would you like to come in here and make out with me?” BAI.
"Is that real?!"
THE NUMBER ONE PHRASE I HATE TO HEAR WHEN I’M ON TUMBLR. GOD DAMNIT ANDREW. YES. IT’S REAL. JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE STRANGE DOES NOT MEAN IT IS NOT REAL. STOP. ASKING. ME. THAT.
Sometimes I see blogs pop up on my dash and I just wonder to myself, “Why in the hell did I ever start following this person? This blog has nothing that interests me…” And then I realize that when it’s late at night, everything is interesting, and I will go on following sprees and not remember it in the morning.
The best times to kiss a girl
When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. No. If...
People with bad attitudes REALLY piss me off.
I’m a firm believer in the saying “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” There’s really no point in being a dick.
ilymorgannn: jazzsaibot: brb, crying. omfg most amazing stopmotion ever
thewhitemoonfamily: moonfanatics: silvermoon424: REBLOG WITH YOUR ANIMU SELF WHOA LOOK AT US. Don’t judge me. But this is a superbly accurate picture of me, both in looks, and personality. Of course I don’t really have cat ears. BUT THOSE THINGS WERE TOO CUTE TO PASS UP, OKAY?!
[TW: Rape] Is rape funny? →
sinninginsecret: butterflyslut: hisdarlinggirl: junkyard-bodhisattva: clickey, click. That sound you hear is me pulling my soapbox up to the microphone. Stand by. This isn’t my usual type post here, but sometimes you just have to do what you have to do. A teenage girl gets really drunk at a party, gets into a truck with a boy she’s had a crush on. Let’s him fuck her. She’s so drunk...
Is Rape Funny? →
The Dominant’s Creed
myfantasiesandfetishes: yourmindmygutter: Above all else he cherishes his submissive, in the knowledge that the gift she gives him is the greatest of all. He is demanding and takes full advantage of the power given to him, but knows how to share the pleasure that comes from that precious gift. He is in control of himself first and foremost, so that he may control others. As a stern and...