You want… All of them? I suppose I’ll give it a go…
Purple: My walls are periwinkle and royal purple. My bed is wrought iron, really heavy, and painted gold. I have gold curtains, too. It’s really messy. My dresser is almost completely empty with my clothes piled ontop. I have three different ashtrays in there, but I only use one of them. Star Trek is ALWAYS in my DVD player in my room. I have hard wood floors. There’s a wasps’ nest out side of my window. When my curtains are open you can see inside my room, and a while back, my neighbor had a motion sensitive flood light pointed at my room and would try to watch me through my window. All ten!
Blue: I don’t have enough family to write nine facts, so SKIP.
Green: I have PCOS. I’m kinda chubby but still HAWT. My lungs are probably black. I have blue eyes! My lips are always chapped. I don’t like to talk about my body. My eyes are always itchy. I have naturally really dark brown hair.
Yellow: Nickelodeon in the 90s. My childhood in a nutshell. I also had a ghosty friend. She was blonde and wore a blue dress.
Orange: My home town is small, conservative, shuts down after 9 o’clock on any day of the week, is filled with old people, has bad budget planning, and is filled with southern baptist bible thumpers.
Red: My best friends are Kelsey and Stephanie. Stephanie is nuts. Kelsey is kind of a party girl, but that’s why we love her. Stephanie likes to take on other people’s problems and stress herself out, even though she doesn’t know it. Kelsey likes to come over without calling because she knows she can get away with it, even when it makes me mad. Stephanie saw me eat black paint in pre-school at Perpetual Motion and Promises.
Pink: My mother is a crazy bitch, quite literally. She’s been married five times. I don’t know my dad. I hate everything about both of them.
White: I’m a BITCH. Srsly. I act like a dumb-ass in public and make people ask each other “Why do we take her out of the house?” and I talk WAY too loud.
Grey: COWS. There’s a kind of cow in Japan called the Kobe cow that is treated like royalty before slaughter, and given a massage two times a day. When kept as pets, cows can live healthy lives for up to 20 years.
Black: I don’t just “like” him. I love him, and I am marrying him.