May 2012
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pastaistheopiateofthemasses replied to your post: Things I hate.
but….i’m a teenager! D:
Then I’m sorry… But, I hate you.
JUST KIDDING.
You’re not like most teenagers. I just went to an amusement park today, and there were a bunch of unruly teenagers that made me so angry I wanted to hurt something cute.
If you don’t act like a dick for no reason, then there’s a...
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bryaninwonderland:
There are kind Slytherins.
There are brave Hufflepuffs.
There are some stupid Ravenclaws.
There are twisted Gryffindors.
Your House doesn’t define you.
And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re...
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Things I hate.
Teenagers
Tourists
My period
Sprained wrists. Oww.
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OH MY GOD.
ordinary-activist:
sofarfromshameless:
I JUST REALIZED THAT IN THE SONG “PRETTY FLY FOR A RABBI” BY WEIRD AL…
THE PART WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT GOING TO A BRIS AND SAYS “KEEP THE TIP”
HE IS TALKING ABOUT FORESKIN. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO KEEP THAT WIERD AL?
THIS REALIZATION HAS BLOWN MY MIND STRAIGHT OUTTA MY HEAD.
Are you seriously asking why weird al would want to keep foreskin?
Yes....
April 2012
general-knox:
shamyam:
I will never understand the concept behind men making important decisions for women, that undermines the female gender while also making us feel like the least important part of society.
Women are our mothers, sisters, daughters, aunts, grandmothers, wives, and girlfriends.
I try my best not to undermine men because they have a mind of their own, just like women.
I...
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Watchfartass:
There are so many things that kill me about this video every time I see it, without fail.
the deadpan, completely apathetic look on the kid’s face - the entire time, not just while he was touching his weiner, which is fucked up enough
the soft, acoustic music playing in the background, like little Ricky went through the trouble to put on his Iron & Wine CD before laying in bed...
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OH MY GOD.
I JUST REALIZED THAT IN THE SONG “PRETTY FLY FOR A RABBI” BY WEIRD AL…
THE PART WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT GOING TO A BRIS AND SAYS “KEEP THE TIP”
HE IS TALKING ABOUT FORESKIN. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO KEEP THAT WIERD AL?
THIS REALIZATION HAS BLOWN MY MIND STRAIGHT OUTTA MY HEAD.
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To my followers
liquornspice:
If you EVER need me to take a post down of yours for ANY reason, just say the word.
Even if it’s months later.
Even if you told me, “PLEASE POST THIS YAYYYY!”
If shit changes and you need it removed, consider it done.
And if you ever feel unsafe and need to go on a tumblr-wide hunt to delete pictures of yourself, I will gladly pull up my sleeves and help.
Do not be afraid to...
I really wish Katniss was home at the moment...
im-peeta-mellark:
mockingjaylovescheesebuns:
im-peeta-mellark:
mockingjaylovescheesebuns:
im-peeta-mellark:
mockingjaylovescheesebuns:
im-peeta-mellark:
For reasons..
I’m home. I was just napping.
Perhaps it’s time for something to wake you up a bit?
I could go for something. Sure. Being under the weather has put me out a bit, and my routine is all off.
What did you...
“A student blows up at a teacher, drops the F-bomb. The usual approach at Lincoln...”
– Lincoln High School in Walla Walla, WA, tries new approach to school discipline — suspensions drop 85% (via mchotdog)
what a radical idea yo
(via matthewdgold)
Bam. Kids “misbehave” for actual, real, valid reasons. And have feelings.
(via amydentata)
Hold up. I just need to leave this here.
Please stop reminding me about the high divorce...
ryan-spilborghs:
sofarfromshameless:
ryan-spilborghs:
sofarfromshameless:
Seriously.
I don’t care if you think I’m too young. I don’t care if you think we wont make it.
It’s none of your damn business anyway.
So please. Just stop. I’m getting married whether you approve or not.
THIS THIS THIS THIS.
Oh my god thank you. That is exactly a problem I’ve been having. I’m on your team.
...
Please stop reminding me about the high divorce...
ryan-spilborghs:
sofarfromshameless:
Seriously.
I don’t care if you think I’m too young. I don’t care if you think we wont make it.
It’s none of your damn business anyway.
So please. Just stop. I’m getting married whether you approve or not.
THIS THIS THIS THIS.
Oh my god thank you. That is exactly a problem I’ve been having. I’m on your team.
UGH. What sucks is that the majority of...
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Please stop reminding me about the high divorce...
Seriously.
I don’t care if you think I’m too young. I don’t care if you think we wont make it.
It’s none of your damn business anyway.
So please. Just stop. I’m getting married whether you approve or not.
swanblood:
swanhollow:
swanblood:
dylans-nose:
Forgot to add there ARE certain things you can’t self diagnosed, just like with medical problems.
DID, schizophrenia, etc etc.
But things like depression, Gender Identity Disorder, and even forms of bipolar disorder can be diagnosed.
This is really… what.
You can’t self diagnose with DID or schizophrenia. But you can self diagnose with...
Am I tumblr famous yet?
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Samantha: I don't know if I didn't wipe my butt good enough and that's why it's itchy or......
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BTDUBS.
Almost had a panic attack in Walmart today. Twice.
That was fun.
Not.
Fatphobes who claim to care about my health.
shakethecobwebs:
thechocolatebrigade:
shakethecobwebs:
Shouldn’t you be happy that my bangin’ bod is going to kill me super soon? Why are you mad? Am I just not dying quickly enough for you? My bad. Pass me that cheeseburger. I’ll get to work.
</all the sarcastic thoughts of all time>
Lol. I think and feel this way every time someone concern trolls.
Especially the “Am I just not...
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Not liking sex doesn't equal not consenting
missvoltairine:
desliz:
freibiergesicht:
acesecrets:
There was a post in the ace tags that went something like this “I didn’t like the sex but I pretended to to see you happy”.
And (non-aces) went off on it. Saying it was creepy, that “violating your boundaries” is wrong, etc.
But…it never said anything about boundaries, or not wanting to do it. How is it lying about boundaries? I don’t...
I'm going to BED.
Bai.
What ingredients does it take to make you? →
nocnyswiat:
godsdragongirl:
theladyem:
msmandapants:
honestlycrazy:
mywholebohemiansoul:
suntoobrightinherlosingeyes:
rudy—steiner:
avatarstateyipyip:
Danielle is made of coffee, comics, and lies. With a dash of gambling.
Becca is made of books, lemon, and rainbows. With a dash of karaoke.
Theresa is made of waffles, Country, and fury. With a dash of cuddles.
alex is made...
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things i ship that people wouldn't expect:
livelaughawesome:
storage wars: darryl/dave
tetris battle: purple ‘T’ piece/red lightning bolt-esque piece
pizza: pepperoni/onion
neopets: elephante/kau
I wholeheartedly support these ships.
Especially the pizza one, and the neopets one. Kaus are my FAVE.
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