Sorry, not sorry.

sleeping-and-stargazing-fox:

sofarfromshameless:

WHY.

I WANT TO PLAY MUSIC.

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

i know your feel bro

It’s the worst feel in the world. I still can’t find it, either.

Thank you for reminding me.

-sobs-

AUGH?!?! WHERE ARE MY STRIPPERS?!?! -sobs from lack of stripers-

Shhh. It’s okay, bby. I’ll strip just for youuu. <3<3

Sam, I thought of all people (minus Steph) this party would be for me :( haha

AWWWWW. You guys get your own party. Besides. You don’t need a reason for me to throw you guys an epic party.

Hey there!

Guess what…

YOU’RE FOLLOWER NUMBER 250!

I’M GONNA THROW YOU A FUCKING PARTY, MAN.

A HUGE ONE. WITH STRIPPERS AND CAKE AND LOTS OF DELICIOUS FOOD AND ALL YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS AND MOVIES PLAYING ON THE BIGGEST SCREENS YOU’VE EVER SEEN.

WHOOOOOOOOOO.

Thanks, baby!

I’m not supposed to get my period for another two weeks.

-wails- Nooooo.

emerald-frost:

There’s so much…. I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN ;u;

Well, usually the beginning is a good place to begin.

I started, though, with the 8th doctor. And then worked my way back.

Why?

It’s your wedding! Tell her!

I did… And she was just like “Oh. Okay. I’ll change it, no biggie.”

It went a lot easier than I was expecting.