Sorry, Not sorry.
LAUREN TALLICHET ladies and gentlemen!
What the fuck did i just watch?
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More perfect than Crayola, Roseart and yo' mama's easel.
Where six word poetry is LEGIT.
SHIPS SHIPS SHIPS SHIPS SHIPS SHIPS SHIPS FEDEX UPS POST OFFICE.
Wolves, feathers and stars to show how we're not MAINSTREAM, man.
pahahahah we pop up at awkward times. JUST SAYIN'.
Cute Guy blogs:
CRYING CAUSE I CAN'T BE WITH YOU.
Cute Girl blogs:
CRYING CAUSE I CAN'T BE YOU.
We rule you bitches with our eye blistering adorbleness.
A description of the mental illness that is my mind.
If I shower for you and you cancel plans…
I just want you to know, that you made me go through a traumatizing experience only to blow me off.
Not. Cool. Ever.
Just read it
This is perfect.
My ex used to put my clothes on and do this all the time…
It was never funny.
Question that propted this conversation: "Hey. Hypothetically, if I said I was going to have sex with you, would you stop playing WoW and come over here?"
*playing wow and humming/singing "Don't Stop til You Get Enough."*
Are you gonna stop playing WoW?
Are you gonna fuck me?
I asked first. Are you gonna stop playing WoW?
But, I wanna know, are you gonna fuck me?
Answer me and you'll find out.
Yeah, I'm gonna stop playing WoW. So are you gonna fuck me?
Nope. But, come here.
Never mind. I'm not gonna stop.
WHAT THE FUCK? THIS IS BULLSHIT. YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA STOP, ASSHOLE.
You said you were gonna fuck me!
I SAID HYPOTHETICALLY.
Hypothetically, I can't stop til I get enough. *continues playing WoW*
I don’t doubt for one second that he really does this. Tim Felton is a funny fucker.
AND HE INDIRECTLY COMPLIMENTED ME. Ask me about it one day.