Sorry, Not sorry.
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sucks2beyourightnow:
DYING
LAUREN TALLICHET ladies and gentlemen!
What the fuck did i just watch?
Tumblr blog categories
Food Blogs:
FUCK DIETS.
Art Blogs:
More perfect than Crayola, Roseart and yo' mama's easel.
Writing Blogs:
Where six word poetry is LEGIT.
Fandom Blogs:
SHIPS SHIPS SHIPS SHIPS SHIPS SHIPS SHIPS FEDEX UPS POST OFFICE.
Hipster Blogs:
Wolves, feathers and stars to show how we're not MAINSTREAM, man.
Porn Blogs:
pahahahah we pop up at awkward times. JUST SAYIN'.
Cute Guy blogs:
CRYING CAUSE I CAN'T BE WITH YOU.
Cute Girl blogs:
CRYING CAUSE I CAN'T BE YOU.
Animal blogs:
We rule you bitches with our eye blistering adorbleness.
My blog:
A description of the mental illness that is my mind.
If I shower for you and you cancel plans…
I just want you to know, that you made me go through a traumatizing experience only to blow me off.
Not. Cool. Ever.
/fuckOCD
militant-platypus:
Just read it
This is perfect.
My ex used to put my clothes on and do this all the time…
It was never funny.
Question that propted this conversation: "Hey. Hypothetically, if I said I was going to have sex with you, would you stop playing WoW and come over here?"
Andrew:
*playing wow and humming/singing "Don't Stop til You Get Enough."*
Me:
Are you gonna stop playing WoW?
Him:
Are you gonna fuck me?
Me:
I asked first. Are you gonna stop playing WoW?
Him:
But, I wanna know, are you gonna fuck me?
Me:
Answer me and you'll find out.
Him:
Yeah, I'm gonna stop playing WoW. So are you gonna fuck me?
Me:
Nope. But, come here.
Him:
Never mind. I'm not gonna stop.
Me:
WHAT THE FUCK? THIS IS BULLSHIT. YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA STOP, ASSHOLE.
Him:
You said you were gonna fuck me!
Me:
I SAID HYPOTHETICALLY.
Him:
Hypothetically, I can't stop til I get enough. *continues playing WoW*
I don’t doubt for one second that he really does this. Tim Felton is a funny fucker.
AND HE INDIRECTLY COMPLIMENTED ME. Ask me about it one day.
